1. 18:56 11th Sep 2014

    Notes: 102214

    Reblogged from continuants

    theheroheart:

    thecurvature:

    abbyjean:

    Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)

    Men are creepy pieces of shit, details at 11.

    #this is horrific #LADIES - PLEASE YOUR MAN, #REMAIN ETERNALLY YOUTHFUL, #AS HE AGES, #LAUGH SOFTLY INTO YOUR WINE GLASS, #CARESS HIS POOR WRINKLED MORTAL FACE, #THE EARTH HAS CHANGED, #I HEAR IT IN THE WATER, #I FEEL IT IN THE EARTH, #I SMELL IT IN THE AIR, #forever 21 just got a terrifying new meaning (fabledquill)

     
  2. 22:38 7th Sep 2014

    Notes: 162781

    Reblogged from diebrarian

    moonlightequilibrium:
     
  3. 14:09 3rd Sep 2014

    Notes: 19290

    Reblogged from wormwoman

    exactlywhatiwasthinking:

gendersect:

my life dot jepg

BWAHAHAHA. Yes. True.

    exactlywhatiwasthinking:

    gendersect:

    my life dot jepg

    BWAHAHAHA. Yes. True.

    (Source: twitter.com)

     
  4. 10:08

    Notes: 45232

    Reblogged from opera-ghostie

    justacoffeeshop:

    doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat

    sounds like you have tom jones disease

    is it rare?

    it’s not unusual

     
  5. 10:07 31st Aug 2014

    Notes: 19

    Reblogged from toydreamrest

    image: Download

     
  6. 23:34 30th Aug 2014

    Notes: 1581

    Reblogged from theheftyhideaway

     
  7. 23:16

    Notes: 53408

    Reblogged from gnomadiclibrarian

    What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?
    — 

    -My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

    Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

    (via lcn71)

     
  8. 16:23

    Notes: 214903

    Reblogged from catchandelier

    Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango.
     
  9. 08:44

    Notes: 275607

    Reblogged from wormwoman

    found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

    i hope this woman lives forever

    (Source: mercuryjones)

     
  10. 17:08 28th Aug 2014

    Notes: 517365

    Reblogged from everytimechelle

    1. Status: Rain! :)
    2. Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.